serafu:

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this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

(via rosesandwriting)

  • Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
  • Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
  • Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
  • Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
  • Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
  • Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
  • Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
  • Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
  • Feminists: Um...
  • Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

theuppitynegras:

I really want a 20’s aesthetic but i don’t wanna look too costumey and I didn’t want to wade through a sea of white women so you have Black women of the 20’s stylespo

(via lemonorangelime)

deanisadisneyprincess:

doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds

(via sacrificialmeg)

psfproblems:

Once you have eliminated the beep bop, whatever remains, however zippity zobble, must be the goopity dooble zip zop puddin pop.

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(via fantastic-allonsy-geronimo-who)

hexgoddess:

Not trans as in transsexual but trans as in human transmutation the ultimate taboo I am a homunculus

(via fullmental)

camach0:

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

(via fantastic-allonsy-geronimo-who)

crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

(via enjolame)

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

(via erenjaegar)

hexxagons:

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

(via somethingpointy)

konanyiffer420:

bootslots:

woodswolf:

bootslots:

everyone play that dragon game it is A+

what dragon game

this dragon game

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EXCELLANT

(via little-mikoshiba)